A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why couldn't Gavin resist eating the candy?

Because he Gavin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Springbonnie1893
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Impossible to resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillPatience
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Shocking meme!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Party-Pupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,

Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanakiin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Couldn’t resist

Friend texts me: Can you leave a key fir me under the mat? Me: Maple I will, Maple I won’t. Friend: ? Me: Pine, I’ll leave a key Friend: oh, my typo, haha Me: I’ve got a bunch more Buckeye will wait til later to tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PR2NP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I just couldn’t resist!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Short-Republic
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Anybody else find it hard to resist saying β€œfish dicks” when cooking your kids fish sticks?

Or is it just me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doravec88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My friends wife says she can't resist me.

I guess that makes me an ohm wrecker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londonforce
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I have a personal trainer and him and I do a lot of resistance training

He tells me to lift something and I say no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DwelveDeeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Resistance is futile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!

Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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If something were heat resistant...

Would you say it's heat proof, to a certain degree?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssgtspoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.

It was the pizza de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaelTadh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/champion-13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Right after being born, my newborn daughter wouldn't "latch" for her first feeding. So after 27-plus hours of labor and four hours of pushing, I looked at my poor, exhausted wife and said, "Looks like she's... resisting abreast."

My first official dad joke.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll be putting this in my little one’s Reddit Scholarship Fund!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why don’t ants get COVID?

Because they have ant bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangergurl666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ioannis_03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call a man in the resistance army?

Rhoman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Any engineers here? My trans sister is one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mak_101
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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A very resistant spider.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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With great power comes...

...a lot of work over a short time.

Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_goldn_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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The Police Showed Up When My Son Refused to Take a Nap

They charged him with resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I tried climbing a fence today,

I was shocked to find out it was an electric fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxryd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phildog2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarsonLarson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Couldn't resist posting it.
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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d00d_wtf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Anyone else surprised we don't see more toddlers with criminal charges?

Mine's always resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My best friend’s dad posted this. Couldn’t resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anklefat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Medusa Ale, I couldn't resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectDelta18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohm’s Law.

It’s my P.S. de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I saw this restaurant today and couldn’t resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sBroz410
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I sent my daughter to prison because she didn't want to sleep

She was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egasz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Don’t want to get political, but I simply can’t resist a good pu(ti)n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySaye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Please forgive me for my inability tp resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_second_choice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.

That left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

That has left scientists scratching their heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

It has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/korpsart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.

He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cloraxbleach420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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