A list of puns related to "Neutrons"
The waiter says "For you, no charge"
He has no charge.
When he went to pay for his drinks, the bartender said 'no charge'
When asking the bartender how much it costs they reply βFor you? No charge.β
Electron: are you sure?
Neutron: im nearly positive
Electron: ive never been so attracted to you
I am very very very sorry.
Spark me daddy
An electron walks up to the proton and says, βHey! Stay positive!β
Because their parents had just split
"Up and atom!"
They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.
The bartender says for you no charge
and asks, "how much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "for you? No charge".
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge".
The bartender replies "For you? No charge."
the barman replies "for you, no charge".
and asks how much for a drink,
the bartender replies "For you no charge"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
"for you, no charge."
βFor you? No charge.β
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer. Bartender says "For you..no charge"
and asks βHow much for a drink?β The bartender says βFor you? No chargeβ.
The Bartender replies "For you, no charge."
... orders a drink and gets out his wallet.
Bartender stops him, "For you? No charge".
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