Their parents weren't happy.
You want flies with that?
It was a tall order.
A Friar.
Hamburglar Helper.
Because it's fast food.
His mom got really angry!
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
But they decided it was a McSteak.
The place got burger-larized!
...starring Brie Larson
A fast food restaurant chain of course!
She was afraid they'd eat the other frys.
The CIEIO
A Mc Ribbit
They were Big Macs.
His mom was pretty upset at me.
So God made a woman for him from his McRib.
You will smell like ancient Greece
They're calling it the Big Mac
An Arbitrator.
She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.
So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"
Caesar nodded in the affirmative and then added "ate two, Brutus."
(My dad actually texted me this joke this morning. I’m 31 years old.)
- They'd sell Mac
On he's farm he had some weed
He high,he high, Oh
Sang the happy repossession man.
Ronald: I'm loving "IT"
Me: Do you have Mac Rib in that special box.
Order Girl: Yes, yes we do.
Me: You should let him out. And I'll take three of them and a large fry.
(I was the only one that laughed, she just read back my total)
There's nothing better than a secret source.
Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...Im Glovin' It!
20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.
>!A Big Mac 🤓!<
A patty officer
It’s called The Flounder.
The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.
Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'
He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'
So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'
Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'
He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.
He has seasame seed buns
Because it would be a McSteak
It was a travisty
It said I had nice eyes
Because that would be a McSteak
I’m the C I E I O
His mom was furious!!
His mom got really angry.
