Ronald Mcdonald Puns

A list of puns related to "Ronald Mcdonald"

What sort of jewelry does Ronald McDonald wear?

A fast food restaurant chain of course!

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👤︎ u/Hideandsheep
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Ronald McDonald was lonely.

So God made a woman for him from his McRib.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"

Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

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👤︎ u/ballroomaddict
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What does Ronald McDonald say before sex?

Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...Im Glovin' It!

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👤︎ u/kriskidd21
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach

He has seasame seed buns

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👤︎ u/tommymason52
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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Who is Ronald McDonald's favorite musician?

Phil A. of Phish

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👤︎ u/WhyIsHeNotBannedYet
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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Ronald McDonald and The Burger King were horrified when they heard the news about Wendy's gruesome demise.

Apparently, the baconator.

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👤︎ u/Magikarpus_Maximus
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Why did Ronald McDonald hold his nose?

Because Burger Kind laid a whopper

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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Know how to find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Look for the sesame seed buns.

A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.

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👤︎ u/MidgetMonkey2go
📅︎ Jun 07 2015
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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?

The CIEIO

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Told this to my wife today

Me: What does Ronald McDonald do when he's angry?

Her: (sigh) What??

Me: He McGrrrrs

Her: (groan) please stop......

Me: Does that make you Grimace? (Chuckles)

Her: swift elbow to my ribs You tell me! * Sticks tongue out*

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👤︎ u/cneuf802
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Because he has sesame seed buns.

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👤︎ u/cheekycamo
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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