Consider Ronald McDonald, the cast of characters from the McDonaldLand commercials and cartoons (like "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald"), and the events that usually transpire within. You've got talking cheeseburgers, sentient chicken nuggets, and little batches of anthropomorphic fries, or "Fry Kids". You've got the Hamburglar, who is always trying to steal Happy Meals. And you've got old Ronald Horror Picture Show, encouraging the children who visit McDonaldLand to eat said Happy Meals. Those Happy Meals with the cheeseburgers or nuggets and the side of fries.
Hey, wait a minute!
Wouldn't that mean that Ronald McDonald is feeding the residents of McDonaldLand to hungry children? Indeed it would! Those little creatures that follow him around are like unknowing cattle, being led to slaughter.
That would mean that Hamburglar is the real hero! He's snatching those Happy Meals not because he has some weird fast food addiction, but because he's try to stop the McDonaldLand bloodbath! He's trying to save his friends from that awful clown. It's like when he's crying "Robble Robble", he's actually saying "Save yourselves! Be better than common livestock!"
Poor Mayor McCheese. Guess we know now why he disappeared from all McDonald's media: a cheeseburger that big would feed a lot of children.
And no, this isn't a joke theory. I am not trolling you. It actually makes a lot of sense. If your constant companions are cheeseburgers, fries and nuggets, why would you then encourage children to eat cheeseburgers, fries and nuggets? It's nefarious! If you were friends with the trolls from those animated movies, would you then turn around and say to the Bergens, "Hey, I'll bet a nice troll lunch would be good right about now"? No, you wouldn't.
Don't encourage people to eat your friends.
Clowns. Man, I hate clowns. You just can't find one that's not up to mischief.
As a young boy, Hamburglar's lust for meat was seen as nothing more than a growing child's appetite. But as he grew... and grew... and grew, his friends began to worry. The Hamburglar's obsession with burger meat consumed him, and he was unable to hold a steady job. As a result, he was forced to resort to petty burger theft.
One moon-lit night while out patrolling, Officer Big Mac spotted a massive hulk-like figure through the broken window of a McDonalds. He dashed to the scene of the crime to find Hamburglar looting the contents of the establishment's freezer!
"Now look I don't want to do this, but you've gotten out of control. The burgers are-- they're changing you!" Officer Big Mac said as he pulled out his french fry baton. Beads of secret sauce dripped from his sesame seed coated head as he looked upon this gargantuan figure in the shadows.
"I am become BURGER, devourer of MEATS," shouted the Hamburglar who stood tall to reveal that he was covered in heaps of burger meat! Fearing for his life, Officer Big Mac made a beeline for the door, but he was too late. The thumps of Officer Big Mac's french fry baton were useless against the Hamburglar's impenetrable meat defenses. The sickening sound of slapping meat and piercing screams filled the night air.
The meat-covered monstrosity rose and wiped the grease from his face. There was a look in his eye... remorse? Satisfaction? No... hunger.
"Hmm, Mayor McCheese," he muttered to himself while smacking his lips and staring at the mess that was once Officer Big Mac; and with that he exited the building, and disappeared into the night.
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The Griddler appeared in a couple commercials advertising McDonald’s McGriddles around 2003 when McGriddles were first released.
He has a McGriddle sandwich for a head kinda like Officer BigMac or Mayor McCheese. The commercials didn’t air for long and mysteriously vanished.
Any information about him is appreciated. Does anyone remember these commercials? It would be amazing to see a picture or a full commercial.
Thank you in advance!
Damn, that kid was pretty hungry. Who eats fries like that, though?
https://youtu.be/AJ5aIvjNgao?t=53
