I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries

She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.

So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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How many Quarter Pounders make a Big Mac?

None of them, they can’t cook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?

They were Big Macs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer

They're calling it the Big Mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a computer made by McDonalds?

>!A Big Mac πŸ€“!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mildpumpkin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A man and a women order a McDonalds

The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.

Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'

He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'

So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'

Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'

He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe4nna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What is one of the cheapest macs around?

A big mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a pimp with sauce on him?

A Big Mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outdyre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Beary Funny

A bear walks into McDonald’s. He walks up to the counter and says, β€œ I will have a Big Mac, a large fry, and......................... a Coke. The cashier replied, β€œ Ok, but why the big pause. And the bear said β€œ Because I’m a bear”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papafishpig02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Big Paws

A bear walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks "what can I get ya?" The bear says, "I'll have the…............................. Mac and cheese" Waiter asks, "Why the big pause?" Bear says, "Well, I'm a bear!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simba_sings_opera
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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McDonald's uses only large, Apple computers for everything.

In fact, they are famous for their big MACs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Money_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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A bear walks into Mcdonald's

"What do you want sir?"

Asked the cashier.

"I'd like a big.."

The bear paused for a second.

"...mac"

...

"Why the big pause?"

asked the cashier

"Hey i'm a bear"

Exclaimed the bear while holding his arms up

Ninjaedit: Format

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeliefInAll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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