Big Mac Puns

She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.

So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"

None of them, they can’t cook.

They were Big Macs.

They're calling it the Big Mac

>!A Big Mac 🤓!<

The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.

Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'

He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'

So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'

Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'

He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.

A big mac

A Big Mac

A bear walks into McDonald’s. He walks up to the counter and says, “ I will have a Big Mac, a large fry, and......................... a Coke. The cashier replied, “ Ok, but why the big pause. And the bear said “ Because I’m a bear”

A bear walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks "what can I get ya?" The bear says, "I'll have the…............................. Mac and cheese" Waiter asks, "Why the big pause?" Bear says, "Well, I'm a bear!"

In fact, they are famous for their big MACs

"What do you want sir?"

Asked the cashier.

"I'd like a big.."

The bear paused for a second.

"...mac"

...

"Why the big pause?"

asked the cashier

"Hey i'm a bear"

Exclaimed the bear while holding his arms up

Ninjaedit: Format