Why shouldn't you put more than 239 beans in a soup?
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants?
They give him good case ideas.
Someone offered me a bowl of beans.
Lightening never strikes coffee beans
My buddy said he's been living on tins of baked beans all month.
That can't be good for his back.
Why did the man put his glasses in a can of beans?
Why do the Irish always put 239 beans in their soup?
Because anymore would be too farty.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?
Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
What happened to the Baked Beans that went around Australia?
This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans....
Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Trump didn’t pay 50k to have a garbanzo bean on his face
They're finally spilling the beans
If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
What's the best tool for grinding beans for iced coffee?
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
Why was the bean upset with his partner's gift to him?
2 female beans are in love.
My son came up with this gem just now during his birthday dinner:
What kind of beans do you find in a measuring cup?
Pint-o beans!
I just spilt baked beans everywhere.
In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
Why did the Irishman make beans with 239 beans?
Cause 1 more would be 240 (read in an Irish accent, sounds like too farty)
“There’s Bean an Accident” — Tee Shirt I Designed
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
Why does my son grow like a bean?
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
I have a friend named Jack who can talk to vegetables
Jack and the beans talk!!!
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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