A list of puns related to "Shortstops"
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
First day of the new semester. I'm at my first class, Experimental Statistics. The professor is going over the syllabus and everything then stops for us to do an "exercise."
He tells us to turn to the person next to us and ask them to marry us.
(If you must know, the guy on side me said no. Apparently it was something I said.)
We start to quiet down and wait for the explanation of why 1000 students just asked each other to marriage.
The professor said that it was important for his students to be engaged during class.
Second to third. Because there's a shortstop in the middle.
"Of course they do, sweetheart," I replied, "When Max was a puppy he wanted to grow up to play shortstop for the New York Yankees!"
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Because there is a shortstop in between.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Because there’s a shortstop.
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because there's a Shortstop in between!
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