I don’t know what to make of it.
I don’t know what to make of it.
is a clear case of playdohphilia
I don’t know what to make of it.
I asked if she was sure it didn't taste like Aristotle.
"They have sold over a billion of cans of this stuff. You could say it has made the company A LOT of dough."
Quote from Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars. I find it hard to believe that he is not the face of Dad Jokes. There are at least 5 per episode. I can only assume in real life it is more like 20 hundred bajillion per day.
I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".
Guys named Bart, watch out.
You must be a Simpson then.
Knead for speed
but China got it right off the bat.
My husband has been making a lot of pizza lately. He ferments the dough and I have been naming each batch with a pun. The current batch is Yeast Lightning. I texted my dad and asked him to help me think of some new names. He texted back "Just rise to the occasion."
Ninten-doh!
...but really, watashi no?
"Doh! Me Nose!"
A-doe-rable!
Alternatively: What do you call a baby Homer Simpson? A-doh-rable!
Another one: What do you call a baby door? A-door-able!
The puns work best if you use all three in swift succession :)
I thought it was kind of a half-baked idea.
It was a “doh”.
Me: The blind guy came today
Dad: Was he wearing glasses?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Dad: Did he have a cane and a seeing eye dog?
Me: doh!
My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.
Me: Yeah its really awesome.
Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.
Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?
Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan
My family was watching one night and one of the dancer pairs was going to perform a pasodoble (pah-so-doh-blé - Spanish). But one of the dancers was injured or otherwise unable to perform, and my dad remarks, "Looks like it'll have to be a pasosinglé."
Goofy grin and chuckles.
