I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Every morning, I wake up to find someone has dumped a box of play doh in front of my door.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A 21 year old that loves to play with play-doh

is a clear case of playdohphilia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiti-tras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I was a little weirded out when my wife gave me Play-Doh for my birthday.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Friend ate a rhubarb muffin and said it tasted like Play-Doh

I asked if she was sure it didn't taste like Aristotle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieGod
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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Play-Doh has been one of the most popular toys in America for over 50 years.

"They have sold over a billion of cans of this stuff. You could say it has made the company A LOT of dough."

Quote from Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars. I find it hard to believe that he is not the face of Dad Jokes. There are at least 5 per episode. I can only assume in real life it is more like 20 hundred bajillion per day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairefs10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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My daughter made me a waffle out of Play Doh

I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethdare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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Today, we drove past Dairy Queen and my dad spurts out, "What is Homer Simpsons favorite blizzard?" "Cookie DOH!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeseturd102
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2014
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I'm going to be a bartender

Guys named Bart, watch out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite karate?

Miyagi-doh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinh456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:

You must be a Simpson then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HosfordHusky
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?

Knead for speed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Oh dough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sekkee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Every country will get COVID-19 eventually...

but China got it right off the bat.

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My dad just got me good.

My husband has been making a lot of pizza lately. He ferments the dough and I have been naming each batch with a pun. The current batch is Yeast Lightning. I texted my dad and asked him to help me think of some new names. He texted back "Just rise to the occasion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmfuzzy22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What video game system does Homer Simpson play?

Ninten-doh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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My wife thinks I don't know how to say, "My" in Japanese...

...but really, watashi no?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DermitTheFregg
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?

D'oh nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Reindeer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marpidilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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What did the pizza delivery leprechaun say when he accidentally bumped into the front door?

"Doh! Me Nose!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barktholomew8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyGenious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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What do you call a cute deer?

A-doe-rable!

Alternatively: What do you call a baby Homer Simpson? A-doh-rable!

Another one: What do you call a baby door? A-door-able!

The puns work best if you use all three in swift succession :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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Did you hear about the chef's concept for egg-free, safe-to-eat cookie dough?

I thought it was kind of a half-baked idea.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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Homer Simpson was driving down the highway and hit a deer...

It was a β€œdoh”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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The blind guy came to put blinds on my windows yesterday

Me: The blind guy came today
Dad: Was he wearing glasses?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Dad: Did he have a cane and a seeing eye dog?
Me: doh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/81524601
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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Philosophically dad-joked my Mom today

My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.

Me: Yeah its really awesome.

Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.

Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?

Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickiecz
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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Dancing with the Stars

My family was watching one night and one of the dancer pairs was going to perform a pasodoble (pah-so-doh-blΓ© - Spanish). But one of the dancers was injured or otherwise unable to perform, and my dad remarks, "Looks like it'll have to be a pasosinglΓ©."

Goofy grin and chuckles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodig111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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