I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Every morning, I wake up to find someone has dumped a box of play doh in front of my door.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A 21 year old that loves to play with play-doh

is a clear case of playdohphilia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiti-tras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I was a little weirded out when my wife gave me Play-Doh for my birthday.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Friend ate a rhubarb muffin and said it tasted like Play-Doh

I asked if she was sure it didn't taste like Aristotle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieGod
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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Play-Doh has been one of the most popular toys in America for over 50 years.

"They have sold over a billion of cans of this stuff. You could say it has made the company A LOT of dough."

Quote from Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars. I find it hard to believe that he is not the face of Dad Jokes. There are at least 5 per episode. I can only assume in real life it is more like 20 hundred bajillion per day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairefs10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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My daughter made me a waffle out of Play Doh

I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethdare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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Philosophically dad-joked my Mom today

My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.

Me: Yeah its really awesome.

Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.

Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?

Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickiecz
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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