When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

OC/DC, we called ourselves.

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There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC

There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/40ozT0Freedom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.

This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/scooterscuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Long layovers in Washington, DC airports are so Dulles
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There was an earthquake in Washington DC the other day...

It was obviously the government's fault.

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Since I can't travel because of the lockdown

I have been Washington's of DCs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rawSingularity
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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How to address stupidity:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mdame2
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I ALWAYS WRITE MY DAD JOKES IN CAPITALS.

This one is written in Washington, DC.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Inspired by the "Otherwise" post, I just got these in the mail today

Inspired by this post

I ordered 100 of these and keep one in my pocket at all times now: http://i.imgur.com/fDFtpL5.jpg

Also, if you're in the Washington DC area, I'd be happy to spread the love. Happy dadjoking!

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A dad joke I saw on Facebook

I started to read an article tonight titled "When did the last dodo go extinct?" but decided there is no reason to read it since I know there are over 500 of them still alive in Washington, DC.

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