A list of puns related to "Donut"
I pulled up to the window and the clerk said 7 11
I had to say : "I though this was Dunkin donuts"
Glazed and Confused.
Why not a cough-fee instead?
Hole Foods.
Torus
Itβs true. I just ate the hole thing.
It was a e-clair.
She known as Cruller de Vil.
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Donut ask me....
The manager asked, "did you have a problem with any particular part of the donut?"
I said yes. The hole thing.
(one of my only original jokes I've ever come up with.)
It was an extra krispy kreme
Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.
Nothing, because donuts can't talk.
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
I replied βcan I at least Taekwondo?β
With "jammin"
Good buy!
A pastree.
To get a chocolate filling
It would be called drunkn donuts
Someone named Chris P. Cream
They're not self centered.
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
A window washer.
some of them have fillings.
"I was hoping that you could give me some pointers."
The priest, after taking a moment to accept the fact that he's speaking with a pastry, offers a warm smile in response.
"That is truly a noble calling." he says. "Most frequently, individuals who wish to become priests begin by growing active in their parish, then entering a seminary. While in attendance there, would-be clergy members work to excel in every regard, reaffirming their beliefs and devoting themselves to the path of righteousness. When the time comes, a given initiate will be ordained as a deacon, which will allow them passage to priesthood."
"That sounds like a very involved process." the donut confesses. "I'm not sure I have the time."
"If you don't mind me askingβ¦" replies the priest. "What made you think you wanted to join the clergy if you're not willing to make a commitment to the process? Why do you want to be a priest at all?"
"Wellβ¦" the donut answers. "See, it's because I'm holey."
He was fed up with the hole thing!
A crueller
I guess you could say I like being punished
With jam in.
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when they come around for donuts and coffee?
"I hope you like jam in too"
but it tastes like nothing.
The burglars said they chose it because the shop was rolling in the dough
Wi jammin'
I said, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
I pleaded, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
With jammin'
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