It was the last time Horton heard a Who.
A double-double agent.
> Dad: Can I get a large green tea, nothing in it? > > Cashier: You want one large green tea, black? > > Dad: No, I want it green! > > Cashier: [...]
Of course then he starts laughing his ass off, while she forces a smile and quickly tries to get away.
Tim Horton's should play music by The Who and The Guess Who. Whenever someone is asked "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", especially to younger people that don't listen to classic rock, they might not know. You can tell them, in a real coy (not Real McCoy) manner, that it is what Horton hears in the Dr. Seuss books. If they guess correctly, they could win a prize. If not, tell them either to really "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", and see if they catch on.
*The idea for this is from listening to all the times my dad would make us Guess Who was playing the song in the car or he would say Who is playing this song right now and we would guess incorrectly until we caught on. It's a long running dad joke, so you better catch it before it takes off.
So we walked inside of a Tim Hortons...
GF: What do you want to order?
Me: No idea, what sounds good?
GF: I want a raisin bagel. Do you like raisin bagels?
Me: I don't know, I've never raised a bagel before.
She wasn't amused.
I work at Tim Horton's (Coffee shop in the Northeast US/Canada).
Lady: Can I have a medium with nothing in it?
Me: Okay, but do want the coffee too?
Driving to Tim Hortons, and we're sitting in the drive thru. .
Of course, Boston us on the radio, playing more than a feeling.
What the he'll does my old man do?
He pulls down his bottom lip, to show me his teeth, and yells look!!! Look!!! I have more than a feeling!!! (filling) I got one capped and I just got on pulled!!! (of course, to the tune of the song)
Wow dad, just wow. .
