Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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👤︎ u/edg0023
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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Dancing with the Stars

My family was watching one night and one of the dancer pairs was going to perform a pasodoble (pah-so-doh-blé - Spanish). But one of the dancers was injured or otherwise unable to perform, and my dad remarks, "Looks like it'll have to be a pasosinglé."

Goofy grin and chuckles.

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👤︎ u/dodig111
📅︎ Oct 04 2013
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My dad doesn't do dad jokes, but yesterday he did out of the blue.

My dad and I were in the car and we stopped at a red light. A cop car shortly stopped to the right of us. Considering I don't see cop cars this close, I mentioned it.

Me: Hey dad look, a police officer.

Dad: Pah, he's not an officer.

Me: What do you mean?

Dad: He isn't in an office and doesn't have one. How could he be an officer without an office?

He says this all the while we're chuckling and I'm wondering if he has any other dad jokes. Good times.

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👤︎ u/woflcopter
📅︎ Jul 30 2014
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