Cheese Jokes Puns

Its grate and all but it's a bit cheesy!

But it's not Gouda 'nuff.

Aren’t they grate?

He said it was too cheesy

So instead, tell me your best and maybe even... cheesiest... joke that you’ve used for your own Blue Cheese Day!!

Edit: Apparently that’s a Cake. Damn it. I probably could have found a sweet cake joke to use.

But I couldn’t find one that was Gouda-nuff.

But it's not that grate

Nevermind, it's not even remotely Gouda.

I told her she was acting like a Munster

I don't know, I just like meth and feta memes.

Never mind, you probably havarti heard it before.

They're usually pretty gouda.

I work at a fondue restaurant and people usually love my dadjokes™ Please avoid "fundue"

And I already have the explosion at the cheese factory joke in my book :P where de Brie was everywhere.

I got frustrated, and tore the page up into confeta.

I was at lunch with some friends today, and one left her cheese saying it was her least favourite. Another friend said that she didn't believe that a least favourite cheese was a thing - so I replied with:

"It's true - not all cheeses are created equal. I mean look at edam, that's made backwards!"

And not to worry, because it's a gouda one.

She groaned. So I asked how I could make it cheddar.

She was frowning. I told her not to be so bleu.

Then I stopped because it was getting stiltoned.

Because its nacho joke

I feel like I've seen a few of these floating around this sub.

What type of cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a tree? camembert!

What type of cheese do you use to hide a horse? mascarpone!

What type of cheese is made backwards? edam!

What did the cheese say to itself when looking in the mirror? haloumi!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? nacho cheese!

Here it is: http://imgur.com/i9QdQi6

Its grate and all but it's a bit cheesy.