What did the ancient Britons do when their feet got cold?

They put their Anglo socks on.

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A young woman runs a science experiment.

Once, there was a young woman who wanted to do a little psychological experiment. So she carefully bred cherry trees to bloom in multiple colors, and arranged to have them planted such that the trees of one color would spell out the name of some other color. You know, to test the Stroop effect.

However, the instructions (which were, admittedly, odd) weren't transmitted to the workers (all starving underpaid grad students) effectively, so the groups of various colored cherry trees were planted such that the colors matched the names, completely invalidating her experiment.

She's now the Stroop drupe group blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl...

She now focuses on Anglo-Saxon royalty.

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📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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Grandpa joke

(My grandmother's name was Caroline. We're very Anglo.)

"Caroline and I had four kids. We thought about having five, but then we read that every fifth child born in the U. S. is Chinese."

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What instrument do English people play?

The Anglo-Saxophone!

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