I have a friend who teaches Germanic languages.
I asked him if he likes those dots that go over certain vowels.
He replied, "Umm, lots!"
Are German puns allowed??
German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.
I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
My German Shepherd asked me for a snack
At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.
What did the German bread say at breakfast?
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
Choking on German sausage
Has to be one of the wurst ways to die.
What is the name of the funky German Bakery?
My German friend is pretty big
What do you get if you cross a cantaloupe, Lassie and a German Mastiff?
Hamlet, the melancholy Dane.
Why was the German 7 so hungry?
I had a undercooked german sausage for supper
Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.
99% of German Shepherds...
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
How do German breads greet eachother?
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?
A German was given FL Studio.
Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?
They went to jail because de stijl.
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Oh man, German sausages...
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
They say "Gluten Morgen!"
Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread
A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.
After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine."
I said, "Are you a vet?"
To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."
What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?
A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
My German cake has gone missing
My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages
I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
It’s funny cause it’s true.
What do you call a German racing movie?
A German Family consisting of a Mom, Dad, 8-year-old son, and 6-year-old daughter walk into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
How do German bakers say “good bye”?
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
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