Semitic Puns

A Yaht-Zi

Osmoses

He couldn't concentrate, so he got canned. Plus he was an anti-semite; he wouldn't work with juice.

I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.

People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.

At my parent's house for father's day and my dad was reminiscing about his old neighborhood, referring to St. Louis Park, MN as 'St. Jewish Park'.

Me: It was called St. Jewish Park?

My Dad: Yep, there was a Rosenblum on every corner.

(we're jewish... so that doesn't make it nearly as anti-semitic as it sounds now as i type it out)