Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
I finally went to talk to the super cute girl who works in the Egyptian super market.
Her: What can I do for you?
Me: I'm looking for a date.
Her: Oh, what kind of dates?
Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)
What does an Egyptian goose say?
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
Anyone have any Egyptian jokes?
I am in a roasting war and in need of assistance.
Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,
But they were such lyres.
What do Egyptian bus drivers buy when they crash?
Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?
Because the were in de-Nile.
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?
What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?
Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?
They had a little toot-in-common.
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
I have two college friends who studied ancient Egyptian plumbing.
They were pharaoh faucet majors.
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?
Because they live in da Nile.
Why did the two gassy Egyptians become friends?
Because they had a toot-in-common
My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
What do you call it when an Egyptian doesn't agree with you?
Why did the Egyptian man wrongfully insist that he was still on land?
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?
What do you call an Egyptian that believes life is meaningless?
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians
I was having some back issues, so I went to my Egyptian friend
What do you call an Egyptian doctor
Our local undertaker is Egyptian.
His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.
Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?
There had an abundance of Cairo-practors
A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...
The doorman turns them back, saying “I’m sorry. We can’t let you in without a Thai.”
What do you call an Egyptian architect turned con man?
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
Why couldn’t the Egyptian get out of her abusive relationship?
She was still in de-Nile.
What do you call two Egyptian guys farting at the same time?
Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
I went to see an Egyptian doctor to try and fix my back...
What did ancient Egyptian kings use to attract females?
Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?
Because they live in misery (مصري)
Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (مصر)
Egyptian = miSrii (مصري)