Remember the band that did that rock cover of βwalk like an Egyptianβ by The Bangles?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I finally went to talk to the super cute girl who works in the Egyptian super market.
Her: What can I do for you?
Me: I'm looking for a date.
Her: Oh, what kind of dates?
Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What does an Egyptian goose say?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Anyone have any Egyptian jokes?
I am in a roasting war and in need of assistance.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,
But they were such lyres.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do Egyptian bus drivers buy when they crash?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?
Because the were in de-Nile.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Egyptian pie
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?
They had a little toot-in-common.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I have two college friends who studied ancient Egyptian plumbing.
They were pharaoh faucet majors.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
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︎ Sep 15 2020
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
The Egyptian government has asked Cairoβs taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?
Because they live in da Nile.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Why did the two gassy Egyptians become friends?
Because they had a toot-in-common
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What do you call it when an Egyptian doesn't agree with you?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Why did the Egyptian man wrongfully insist that he was still on land?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What do you call an Egyptian that believes life is meaningless?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Egyptian blog post
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I was having some back issues, so I went to my Egyptian friend
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call an Egyptian doctor
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Our local undertaker is Egyptian.
His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?
There had an abundance of Cairo-practors
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︎ Aug 05 2020
A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...
The doorman turns them back, saying βIβm sorry. We canβt let you in without a Thai.β
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What do you call an Egyptian architect turned con man?
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︎ May 24 2020
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why couldnβt the Egyptian get out of her abusive relationship?
She was still in de-Nile.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call two Egyptian guys farting at the same time?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I went to see an Egyptian doctor to try and fix my back...
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What did ancient Egyptian kings use to attract females?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?
Because they live in misery (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±)
Egyptian = miSrii (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?
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