How is a Egypt similar to a fart?
They both have a toot-in-common.
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My gassy little daughter may not share much with ancient Egypt
But they have their toots in common.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
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︎ Sep 30 2020
She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt
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︎ Dec 17 2020
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced heβs ruler of Egypt? When told βthatβs impossibleβ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.
People say heβs in da Nile
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A child in Egypt got separated from her mom in the crowd and was looking for her but got confused.
Because there were so many mummies.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:
"TheΒ earliest exampleΒ of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, itβs a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Historians have traced the origins of flatulence jokes to ancient egypt
It turns out they all have a toot in common
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︎ Oct 07 2020
The very first sex change procedures were perfected in ancient Egypt...
...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I hate going to Egypt
Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile
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︎ Jun 09 2020
My friend went to Egypt and claimed he never swam in a river.
I showed him a picture and he's still in denial.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
If someone lived in Egypt's capitol and became a chiropractor...
... they could call themselves "The Cairo Chiro".
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︎ Jul 23 2020
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Do you know why the sphinx is in Egypt?
The sound of wind and sand is spsspsssppss sppspsssspssss.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
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︎ Dec 02 2019
How to get through Egypt
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︎ Oct 11 2019
This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I love Egypt
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︎ Jun 25 2019
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Ancient Egypt
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︎ Dec 23 2018
What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?
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︎ Jul 08 2019
A soldier in egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I started my own cooking show in Egypt.
It's called: Wok like an Egyptian.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Whatβs the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
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︎ Jul 01 2019
What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?
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︎ Dec 28 2018
I lost my dog in Egypt
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︎ Jun 15 2019
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Why did the man with spinal issues avoid flying to Egypt?
He didnβt think Cairo practical
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I have a missed call from earlier today - it was a number I donβt recognize and my phone says itβs from βEgyptβ.β
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those βpyramid schemes.β
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Had my back fixed in Egypt
Its the only place to find a good Cairopracter.
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︎ Jan 06 2018
The other day, Egypt's old bus broke down. So the school used its budget to get Anubis.
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︎ Jul 19 2018
We must be in egypt
Because youβre in denial!
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
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︎ Mar 08 2020
A new mummy was found in Egypt. It was covered in chocolate and nuts.
The archeologists believe he was known as Pharaoh Rocher!
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︎ May 15 2019
Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roche.
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︎ Jan 28 2018
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
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