A list of puns related to "Egyptian Mummy"
It's a pharaoh rocher.
They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.
Toot-in-common.
A group of archeologist went inside an ancient Egyptian tomb and they found a family of mummies.
One of the archeologist pointed to the female one and said, "Oh look! A mummy!"
I was telling my girlfriend her new pillowcases she bought were uncomfortable and she said they shouldn't be they're Egyptian cotton and my daughter said why have you got Egyptian Cotton....is it because you're a Mummy howls with laughter at her own joke
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.