Did you know if you and your buddy fart at the same time it makes you Egyptian?
Because you have a Tutankhamun.
Note:I thought of this today I really hope the joke lands.
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Where did elderly ancient Egyptians gather?
In the great pyramid of geezer
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︎ May 22 2021
When do Egyptians go mad?
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︎ May 03 2021
A new Egyptian undertakers have opened up in town. Their motto....
"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Did you know ancient Egyptian houses didnβt have a door knocker?
Instead they had a horn and a sign saying βToot and come inβ
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Why are Egyptians such great businessmen?
Because they're great at pyramid schemes!
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What ancient Egyptian pharaoh never farted?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What do you call an Egyptian physical therapist?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
If I were an Egyptian pharaoh...
My name would be Tootsarecommon...
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︎ Apr 08 2021
There's been talk that the ancient Egyptians invented cement.
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What did the Egyptian crocodile do with the problems in his life?
Nothing, he lived in da-nile
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Did you know that archeologists discovered ancient Egyptians watched monster movies?
Moth-Ra was their favorite.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What did the egyptian people say when banishing the sexually confused criminal?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Remember the band that did that rock cover of βwalk like an Egyptianβ by The Bangles?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What does an Egyptian goose say?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Anyone have any Egyptian jokes?
I am in a roasting war and in need of assistance.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I finally went to talk to the super cute girl who works in the Egyptian super market.
Her: What can I do for you?
Me: I'm looking for a date.
Her: Oh, what kind of dates?
Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Egyptian pie
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What do Egyptian bus drivers buy when they crash?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,
But they were such lyres.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?
Because the were in de-Nile.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?
They had a little toot-in-common.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I have two college friends who studied ancient Egyptian plumbing.
They were pharaoh faucet majors.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why did the two gassy Egyptians become friends?
Because they had a toot-in-common
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︎ Aug 28 2020
The Egyptian government has asked Cairoβs taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?
Because they live in da Nile.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Why did the Egyptian man wrongfully insist that he was still on land?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What do you call an Egyptian that believes life is meaningless?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I was having some back issues, so I went to my Egyptian friend
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Egyptian blog post
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?
Nothing. He lived in de-nile.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?
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