How does an Israeli make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoleilDJade
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Israeli true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShotgunRon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How do you tell others that your Israeli boyfriend made coffee?

Hebrew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athulkishan
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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That Israeli how they do it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycool_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What do you call an Israeli Pokemon?

A Pikajew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArkiKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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In the Israeli government who has the most power?

The Jewdiciary branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.

It was called He-Brew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My Israeli dog just choked me out.

He's a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proheath
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I knocked over an Israeli food cart...

and now I falafel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakesinyoface
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altoConcerto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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How does an Israeli make tea?

He brews it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Did you hear about the gun that only shoots Israeli produced bullets?

I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucnjazzfan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How does the Israeli man make his beer?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shartnado3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.

The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?

Yes

Oui (Yes in French)

Χ›ΧŸ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pfo_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?

Pon Pon Purim!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgykiddoxd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I'm dating a feminist Israeli...

She insists I call her a Shebrew...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandpathundercat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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Why did the Israelis send falafel into Gaza?

Because it goes well with Hamas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beeblebrox237
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What do non-Israelis call Krav Maga?

Jew Jitsu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HillDrag0n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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my wife looked up a recipe for an Israeli salad to take to her mom’s

I told her i heard that salad Israeli good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthrocker66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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Who's the Israeli minister of Justice?

JΓΌde Law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorrorwindBestTES
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Palestinian/Israeli dadjoke

Brother: Actually John Kerry doesn't talk to Hamas either. He uses Turkey to talk to Hamas.

Me: Well, they do more gobbling than talking.

Groans were had. (Except for my brother's friend who was tickled pink and gave me a high five!!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicklePillz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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What did the New Zealander say to the Israeli?

Hebrew.

(explanation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheckmateAphids
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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