How does an Israeli make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
How do you tell others that your Israeli boyfriend made coffee?
Hebrew.
What do you call an Israeli Pokemon?
A Pikajew
In the Israeli government who has the most power?
The Jewdiciary branch
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
My Israeli dog just choked me out.
He's a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.
I knocked over an Israeli food cart...
and now I falafel
What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?
He Czechels
How does an Israeli make tea?
He brews it.
Did you hear about the gun that only shoots Israeli produced bullets?
I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.
How does the Israeli man make his beer?
Hebrews it.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?
Yes
Oui (Yes in French)
ΧΧ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)
What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?
Pon Pon Purim!
I'm dating a feminist Israeli...
She insists I call her a Shebrew...
Why did the Israelis send falafel into Gaza?
Because it goes well with Hamas.
What do non-Israelis call Krav Maga?
Jew Jitsu.
my wife looked up a recipe for an Israeli salad to take to her momβs
I told her i heard that salad Israeli good
Who's the Israeli minister of Justice?
JΓΌde Law.
Palestinian/Israeli dadjoke
Brother: Actually John Kerry doesn't talk to Hamas either. He uses Turkey to talk to Hamas.
Me: Well, they do more gobbling than talking.
Groans were had. (Except for my brother's friend who was tickled pink and gave me a high five!!)
What did the New Zealander say to the Israeli?
Hebrew.
