How does an Israeli make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Can any Israeli cats on reddit confirm?
How do you tell others that your Israeli boyfriend made coffee?
Hebrew.
What do you call an Israeli Pokemon?
A Pikajew
In the Israeli government who has the most power?
The Jewdiciary branch
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
My Israeli dog just choked me out.
He's a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.
I knocked over an Israeli food cart...
and now I falafel
What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?
He Czechels
How does an Israeli make tea?
He brews it.
Did you hear about the gun that only shoots Israeli produced bullets?
I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.
How does the Israeli man make his beer?
Hebrews it.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?
Yes
Oui (Yes in French)
ΧΧ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)
What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?
Pon Pon Purim!
I'm dating a feminist Israeli...
She insists I call her a Shebrew...
Why did the Israelis send falafel into Gaza?
Because it goes well with Hamas.
my wife looked up a recipe for an Israeli salad to take to her momβs
I told her i heard that salad Israeli good
What do non-Israelis call Krav Maga?
Jew Jitsu.
Who's the Israeli minister of Justice?
JΓΌde Law.
Palestinian/Israeli dadjoke
Brother: Actually John Kerry doesn't talk to Hamas either. He uses Turkey to talk to Hamas.
Me: Well, they do more gobbling than talking.
Groans were had. (Except for my brother's friend who was tickled pink and gave me a high five!!)
What did the New Zealander say to the Israeli?
Hebrew.
