BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/PeterPorky
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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My mom says my dad was of Persian origin.

Ee-ran away when I was a child.

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👤︎ u/wasprobot
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Tinder fail. Bio says she is "Persian 🇮🇷"
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👤︎ u/jessemv
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf

Just Kuwait and sea

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I'm getting a Persian Cat

I've always wanted a Shia Pet!

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👤︎ u/joelman0
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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What do you call Persian calligraphy?

Artsy-Farsi

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👤︎ u/thelionmermaid
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Do you know how I got to the Persian Restraunt?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/Spartan17492
📅︎ Jul 11 2016
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I got in a fight with a Persian guy once..

I did what I had to do then, Iran.

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👤︎ u/pslayer89
📅︎ Jun 29 2017
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When Persian chefs agree to have a bread bake-off...

...do they sign a naan-competition agreement?

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👤︎ u/Laringar
📅︎ Jun 23 2015
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Why are Persians drenched all the time?

Because they're I-rain-ian.

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📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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I named my cat “Pokémon”

Because he’s a Persian, and he likes to mew too.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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How'd I get from Iraq to Pakistan?

Iran

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👤︎ u/IceColdKofi
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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Yes, I cat call. And I won't apologize for it.

I don't care if it's Tabby, Siamese, persian or even mixed breed. If I see a cat, I'm calling it over to me. And petting it too, if I can.

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👤︎ u/Maax42_
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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I want to start a series of Short Stories

I want to start a series of short stories based around the first openly gay Persian King called 'Memoirs of a Gay Shah'.

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👤︎ u/Selee
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/Hercules_ZH
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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