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Ee-ran away when I was a child.
Just Kuwait and sea
I've always wanted a Shia Pet!
...do they sign a naan-competition agreement?
I did what I had to do then, Iran.
Because they're I-rain-ian.
I’ve always wanted to visit the Persian Guelph
Because he’s a Persian, and he likes to mew too.
I don't care if it's Tabby, Siamese, persian or even mixed breed. If I see a cat, I'm calling it over to me. And petting it too, if I can.
I want to start a series of short stories based around the first openly gay Persian King called 'Memoirs of a Gay Shah'.