What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?

It doesn't matter he won't hear you

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I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...

...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.

Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.

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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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After copying the Greeks and Etruscans of course
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?

A Cyclone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call the Greek God of regret?

Apollogies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.

He used a gyro-copter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a flirty Greek philosopher?

Socratease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaner38
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do Greeks view their food?

Through a Gyroscope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ubertrashcat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What dose a Greek ghost eat for dessert?

Boogatsa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregblackey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine

That made him the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyboogie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

β€˜β€™Euripides’’ says the tailor. β€˜β€™Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lastatlongbourne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What does a Greek machine need to work?

Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolf6513
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The Greeks make the best cheese

You feta believe it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?

Play-toe.

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...or was it Sock-rates?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles

Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCCOmputer_Mikey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did one Greek poet say to the other when he stepped on his toga?

Euripides!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inchmahome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Never eat expired Greek food.

You’ll falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StochasticTinkr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barcosbarcos
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?

Troglodite.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I’ve just done a pub quiz and lost points in the β€œGreek Mythology” round.

It’s my Achilles Elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?

Arisotto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt_read
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unleashtheducks
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Greek food

Did you know that, traditionally, when you serve people Greek food, you're not supposed to warn them about it?

You need to present them with a feta-compli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arshwana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What happens when Greeks come back from war?

They get a gyro’s welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngusCucumber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.

Frankly, I think he's a lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Greek is the most spoken language in the world

I was proud of myself for this one:

Son: "Dad, what is Greece?"

Me: "A country in the Mediterranean. They speak Greek there, it's the most spoken language in the world"

Wife: "what? No it's not, that's Chinese"

Me: "Yeah, that's Greek to me"

<Groans>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mteigers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.

You could say he was the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Greek dad’s after New Years:

I haven’t seen you since last gyro!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Son: Dad, why'd you name me Oddesyus? He's from greek mythology.

Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How do Greek gods say sorry to one another

''I Apollo-gise''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopHatLlama353
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology

That's always been his Achilles Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do Greek comedians and Americans in November have in common?

They both enjoy roasting Turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananapotato12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What did the Greek get from Hungry Jacks?

A Whopper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr1sh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?

The bartender shook his head, β€œHere comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, β€œWhat’s wrong?” The bartender replied, β€œThose guys get together and they become cantankeros.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks

It is a shocking discovery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.

His name was mediocretese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerDad87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Greek God
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πŸ‘€︎ u/basilisk51200
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants

β€œEuripides?” says the tailor. β€œYeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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