why don't Greeks like getting up in the morning?
Well, probably because dawn is tough on Greece
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Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?
Modern historians call it balderdash.
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Who was the sexiest woman in Greek mythology?
Medusa.... One look from her, made guys rock hard.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?
It doesn't matter he won't hear you
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︎ Dec 21 2020
How to politely tell your Greek friend Robert to be quite.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
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Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.
Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.
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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.
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After copying the Greeks and Etruscans of course
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call the Greek God of regret?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
How do Greeks view their food?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What dose a Greek ghost eat for dessert?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control
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︎ Aug 27 2020
An ancient Greek walks into his tailorβs shop with a pair of torn pants.
ββEuripidesββ says the tailor. ββYeah, Eumenides?ββ replies the man.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What does a Greek machine need to work?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The Greeks make the best cheese
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
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...or was it Sock-rates?
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︎ May 22 2020
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What did one Greek poet say to the other when he stepped on his toga?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Never eat expired Greek food.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
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︎ May 24 2020
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
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︎ May 22 2020
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
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︎ May 16 2020
Greek food
Did you know that, traditionally, when you serve people Greek food, you're not supposed to warn them about it?
You need to present them with a feta-compli.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyroβs welcome.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Greek is the most spoken language in the world
I was proud of myself for this one:
Son: "Dad, what is Greece?"
Me: "A country in the Mediterranean. They speak Greek there, it's the most spoken language in the world"
Wife: "what? No it's not, that's Chinese"
Me: "Yeah, that's Greek to me"
<Groans>
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Greek dadβs after New Years:
I havenβt seen you since last gyro!
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Son: Dad, why'd you name me Oddesyus? He's from greek mythology.
Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
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︎ Oct 11 2019
My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
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︎ Jun 11 2019
What do Greek comedians and Americans in November have in common?
They both enjoy roasting Turkey.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What did the Greek get from Hungry Jacks?
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A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, βHere comes trouble.β A patron at the bar said, βWhatβs wrong?β The bartender replied, βThose guys get together and they become cantankeros.β
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︎ Dec 06 2019
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailorβs shop with a pair of torn pants
βEuripides?β says the tailor.
βYeah, Eumenides?β replies the man.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.
That has always been my Achillesβ elbow.
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.
You could say he was the centaur for disease control
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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