What do you call a Turkish car mechanic?

Automan

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What do you call Turkish cheese?

Cheese Kurds!

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What do you call a Turkish robot?

An Auto Man

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What does a Turkish kid say to his mom when he needs to do chores in the summer:

I dont’t wanna do it, it’s sho warm ma!

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What is a Turkish librarian’s favorite food?

A ssssssshhh kebab.

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Showerthought: The turkish airline should be called...

..."Air Dogan"

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The Turkish alphabet has a strange letter: "Δ±"

If you ask me, that's pointless.

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Did you hear about the Turkish rodent who got a job in politics?

He was Burak rat.

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Got dad joked at social dancing wearing my Turkish flag shirt

Dance partner: "Isn't it a little early for Thanksgiving?"

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Ambushed
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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, ...

an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an I

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Why do we eat pie on Thanksgiving?

Because the pilgrims were pious.

... too bad they weren't Turkish

-- credit: my incredibly dad-like friend --

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Name puns are the funniest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fufulaughter
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We got a 3 yo dad in our house

My 3 year old brother came up to me (and everyone else in the house several times each) to tell a joke he made up (translated from Turkish but works in English anyway).

3yo: Do you need to go to the bathroom (a question we ask him frequently)?

Me: No

3yo: Are you sure?

Me: Yes?

3yo: Oh, hi Sure!

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
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A sensible pun

I was sitting on a bench cuddling a cat after the end of school. Suddenly, an old man with sunglasses encountered me and made a pun.

Here's the conversation:

  • When will the Japanese say "GΓΌnaydΔ±n"? (means good morning in Turkish)
  • Dunno when?
  • When they learn Turkish...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
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Kid got me with this one

Tonight at dinner, he was telling me about the book he got at the library. He totally deadpanned it.

Son: I got this game book called Club Penguin at the library.

Me: I've never heard of that, what is it.

Son: It's a place you get free books.

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If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
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What was it called when the electricity went out in Istanbul?

Turkish delight

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My dad went to get his blood tested

The nurse asked him "You've been fasting, right?" To which he replied: "I've been going pretty slowly, actually."

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Leslie Nielsen, the daddiest of them all

>You better tell this captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

>A hospital! What is it?

>It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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Just remembered one from "Don't Try This at Home" in 1998.

Used to be on ITV if my memory serves me correctly. One of the pieces involved going up to random shoppers at the mall and trying to get them to eat sheep testicles. The host approached a foreign looking chap and asked "are you peckish?" to which he answered "no, I'm Turkish".

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So I'm in D.C. visiting my dad.

We've just finished our thanksgiving shopping, when we pass by the Turkish embassy. My dad then exclaims, "I guess that's where we should've gotten the turkey!"

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My dad just said this one...

My mom: "Look at all that rushing water!"

My dad: "How do you know it's not turkish?"

. . .

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Breakfast with Dad.

So my girlfriend goes to her friend's house and spends the night. In the morning her friend's parents always make them eggs, toast, etc. When the friend's dad comes out and pulls out a pack of turkey bacon.

Dad: "Do you guys want any bacon? Here we have some Turkish bacon."

-digs around in refrigerator-

"......and this is the Pig-ish bacon!"

My girlfriend said nobody laughed but her and the dad. Everyone looked at her like she was "lame." I thought it was gold.

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My friend's dad...

Backstory: my buddy's brother is in the military in Turkey and I was asking how he was when their dad dropped this one on me.

  • Me: "How's your brother doing in Turkey?"

  • Friend: "Good but the language barrier kills him, I think they speak Farsi."

  • Me: "I thought they spoke Turkish?"

  • Friend's dad: "Actually they speak gobble gobble!"

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An Afghan...

...an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I

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