What do you call an anti-semitic person who like dice games?

A Yaht-Zi

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Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?

Osmoses

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why did the guy get fired from his job at the juicery?

He couldn't concentrate, so he got canned. Plus he was an anti-semite; he wouldn't work with juice.

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Did you hear about the gun that only shoots Israeli produced bullets?

I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucnjazzfan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Seriously, guys...

People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2011
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Father's Day Jewish Dad joke

At my parent's house for father's day and my dad was reminiscing about his old neighborhood, referring to St. Louis Park, MN as 'St. Jewish Park'.

Me: It was called St. Jewish Park?

My Dad: Yep, there was a Rosenblum on every corner.

(we're jewish... so that doesn't make it nearly as anti-semitic as it sounds now as i type it out)

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