European Pun!
I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.
Saw this European Union ad on Twitter
I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
What do Europeans eat instead of enchiladas?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
Why did the European win the race?
What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?
“Mom, I’m Hungary”
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
Where do men in Southeast Asia go to buy neckwear?
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
What do you call 100% white Eastern European?
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?
I’ll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
I asked my wife why she lied about where she grew up.
She replied (while using the bathroom): What are you talking about?
I said: You told me you were an American, but European.
If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?
If you were a russian when you went in the bathroom and a finnish when you left, what were you in the bathroom?
If other European countries were to leave the EU
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
An American is working out
“This workout is intense!” He huffs to his friend. “My heart is pounding!”
“Huh?” Says the friend.
“Oh, sorry, I forgot you’re European. My heart is ‘kilogramming’.” He replies.
I have a European friend that I play chess with.
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
I have a European friend who I play chess with
... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
Which country really controls European currency?
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
Oh those Europeans. Such wit
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.
“Dad, do all European countries drive on the right?”
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
What happens if you drink too much history?
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
When you go into the bathroom you're American. When you leave the bathroom you're American. What are you when you're in the bathroom?
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