What is the most popular sci-fi show in Europe?
Who’s the most popular jazz musician in Europe?
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
Mick jagger is hosting a show exploring germanic tribes of britain and north europe
Its called saxon faction.
What's it called when you pee in Europe
I won a race thorough northern Europe once.
It ended when I crossed the Finnish line.
The native american legends has a mythical creature similar to the unicorns of Europe.
Why is Europe so good at racing?
Because they can always get to the Finnish line.
What happens when you go the bathroom in Europe?
How much free space does Europe have?
Remember that Europe only has a single plus.
I think all World races should end in Europe
In Europe we use ISOlation...
And in America we use ANSIlation
A man was seen doing something curious on a flight to Europe
Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge
After they landed, he tossed some paprika
On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.
The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...
He was a seasoned traveler
My buddy Miles went on a Europe trip after his graduation.
He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
Where in Europe are you most likely to get sick?
Ive been reading this book called “The A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...
Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish
America made Among Us, what’s Europe’s equivalent?
I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
Being born in Europe is like going to the bathroom...
...if you're not apoopin', European.
Why are cars in eastern Europe so clean?
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe
What do you call a luxury burger from Europe?
Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
Europe = You’re up
I was listening to music with my dad recently and we were taking turns playing songs. I played the song “time has come” by the band Europe, from the hot rod soundtrack (Hilarious movie btw). I pointed to my phone and said “Europe!”. My dad yelled “I’m up? Alright!” And started looking for the next song to play. I was like “No! EUROPE” and he was like “I KNOW, IM UP” and proceeded to play the next song. Afterward he said he was just fucking with me. A true dad moment. Thought you guys might appreciate.
Knock knock.... who’s there? Europe...... Europe who?...
What does a country in Europe have to do with a dirty counter?
“Dad, do all countries in Europe drive on the right?”
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
Ive never been to central europe,
but I might czech it out.
What do you call a Europe album played on a turntable?
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
After Brexit, will you need a visa to travel from the UK to Europe and visa versa?
Europe is ahead of our time
Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
How did you know Satan was going to Europe?
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
What do you call Chinese food from Europe
What’s Miley Cyrus called in Europe?
Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
What do they call Miley Cyrus in europe?
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
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