European Pun!

I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painya
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2014
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European food puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Saw this European Union ad on Twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackbird1251
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European

Apparently he's a bit Turklish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?

I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CombatCarlsHand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do Europeans eat instead of enchiladas?

25.4 millimeter-iladas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?

β€œMom, I’m Hungary”

(Eastern euro joke 7/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did the European win the race?

He Finnished first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Physicsboy2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?

Hey, stop using such Bulgar language

(Eastern euro joke 6/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?

He was Russian to get it done

(Eastern euro joke 2/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?

I’ll Serb you shortly sir.

(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call 100% white Eastern European?

An Alban-o

(Eastern euro joke 1/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?

Czech your privilege

(Eastern euro joke 4/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?

Chowlemein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Where do men in Southeast Asia go to buy neckwear?

Thailand (β€œTie Land”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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If other European countries were to leave the EU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toiletpaper007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?

Audi, partner 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I asked my wife why she lied about where she grew up.

She replied (while using the bathroom): What are you talking about?

I said: You told me you were an American, but European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrow-s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I have a European friend that I play chess with.

He’s my Czech-mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeblout_72
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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If you were a russian when you went in the bathroom and a finnish when you left, what were you in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aexus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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An American is working out

β€œThis workout is intense!” He huffs to his friend. β€œMy heart is pounding!”

β€œHuh?” Says the friend.

β€œOh, sorry, I forgot you’re European. My heart is β€˜kilogramming’.” He replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCVisNih
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?

The Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoeDownClown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I have a European friend who I play chess with

... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubcekD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...

"The Czechs in the mail."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.

I hope it makes us more cultured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

The man says, β€œActually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?

They were Hungary for change!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items

I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Which country really controls European currency?

Ger-money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Oh those Europeans. Such wit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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β€œDad, do all European countries drive on the right?”

Dad: Yes, the Brits left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.

It was a Belchin Waffle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawall12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What unit do European cats use to measure volume?

Kitti-liter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?

When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish

European

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks β€œYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?”

β€œOh we want the hottest girls you got”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?

The European Onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValerieCreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkysocks999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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