This book on Native American cooking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhandfilms
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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Why are French snails faster than American ones?

L’ess cargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Are the Americans awake yet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TelepathicPsych
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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The best cars.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElectronicHeart29
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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If you're American outside of a bathroom, what are you inside of it?

European!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kalajasavakuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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If you go into the bathroom an American, and you leave the bathroom an American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsrule44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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πŸ‘︎ 7k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_420-69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American

Has one breast and one testicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronvonjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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If you are sad and angry, what American state are you from?

Illinois.

Edit: I meant sick, not sad. Whoops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roksforbrains
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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How do South Americans get around in the air?

With a Paraguayder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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If you are an American in the kitchen, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?

You're a peein'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valkyrie1500
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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Instead of saying ”get down!” whenever the American president is about to get shot

The secret services now have to say ”Donald, duck!” I stole this joke

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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What do you call an American Bee?

A USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 27
🚨︎ report
What would happen if americans switched to kilograms overnight?

Mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobsonOfficial
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the Spanish–American War, had dogs to go with them...

The were The Ruff Riders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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What’s an American cop’s favorite instant coffee?

NescafΓ© tasers’ choice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guval25
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...

The doorman turns them back, saying β€œI’m sorry. We can’t let you in without a Thai.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?

An urgent tina

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
🚨︎ report
What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?

β€œYou’re pretty Fahrenheit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt9764
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Where do American pirates live?

In Arrrrrkansas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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An in eresting title
πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/techno_chef
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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You go into the bathroom American, and you come out American... What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

I figured we could all use a light hearted chuckle right about now.

Love you all out there and stay well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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British people be like: I'm bri ish

I guess they drank the t

πŸ‘︎ 14k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NGBNM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?

Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?

Porkahontas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalScrub420
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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How do Americans measure images?

They use footage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrienlyAsian
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Argument at family dinner...
πŸ‘︎ 22k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Will this be what Americans say after the November election?

Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilltopye
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Did you notice that people started taking the looters & rioters seriously once New York was hit?

Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Cheers to that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamsidhu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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Why are American towels communist?

They’re kept in the Lenin closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bug-hunter
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?

A Brazillion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTeddly
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I bet he could
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fidelstikks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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Drinking American beer is the same as having sex on a canoe.

It’s f*cking close to water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"

"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I have a math joke

But I’m 2^2 to say it

πŸ‘︎ 7k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacemann7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom

That is a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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As an Aussie, I feel sorry for my American friends and their government

After all, they’re still stuck in the last decade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delliott90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.

She's a mean girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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You may be American when you enter the washroom and you may be American when you leave the washroom but..

When you’re in there European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredvanvleetsr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...

then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezzurict
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?

Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Finally 2020 is over

So glad that 7-8-2020

(Non-Americans feel free to post on 7 August)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacetoall1969
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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An American bee’s name...

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-XYeetX-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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American children are kind...

But German children are kinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookesabillion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Wie vermehren sich Pfadfinder?

Durch Zeltteilung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisEU
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?

They like the turmoil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...

She's too loony!

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.c..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What did the American sailor say when he was brought on board the British ship?

I'm impressed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffvanlaethem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Do u think if a British person heard an American person go β€œugh I have a bloody nose” they would think β€œwe all have noses you know”

Credit goes to my friend who made the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBroseidon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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The American healthcare system is UnBEARable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-thicc_phoenix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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An American ship is sinking off the German coast.

The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says β€œwe’re sinking! We’re sinking!”

The German operator answers β€œwhat are you sinking about?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoamTheSHEEP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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What do you call an American parralelogram ?

A parralelo-ounce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Just became an American so I cut off all my sleeves

Since I now have the right to bare arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teddy4Prez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Which American state is famous for it's small fizzy drinks?

Mini soda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunaticluna420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?

One brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/remoestmoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
🚨︎ report
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

One Brazilian

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
🚨︎ report
What do you call rednecks up north?

Chillbillies

πŸ‘︎ 136
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
πŸ“…︎ May 10
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American in the bathroom

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viv137
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
🚨︎ report
What's a thousand times better than Instagram?

Instakilogram.

πŸ‘︎ 12k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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American people are greedy at the grocery store...

well, I finally lost it... I was just in a store and saw a man whose cart was FULL to the brim with hand sanitizers, toilet paper, soaps... You know everything that people desperately need right now!!! I called him a greedy bastard, and told him he should be freaking ashamed of himself! He said " are you done? Cuz I really need to get back to stocking the shells now"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Do you know why an octopus is so good at American Football?

It gets ten tackles a play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falknorRockman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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What do you call an American grammar nazi?

A correctional officer

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewcok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
🚨︎ report
Native American Airlines...

... have a patchy safety record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American Indian princess who gets in trouble?

Mischief

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
🚨︎ report
Why don't Americans like snails ?

Because they like fast food

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
🚨︎ report
An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China

He was forensic

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
🚨︎ report
Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?

They had to March first.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneSidedDice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do Americans never knock?

Because freedom rings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrClash8738
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
>
>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JandersOf86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
🚨︎ report
What do you call a devout Catholic American Actress?

Marilyn Nunroe

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenJF
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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When aren't you an American?

When European.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WISeptember
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American bee?

a usb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stranger188
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
🚨︎ report
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be a mass confusion

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
🚨︎ report
Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?

Because most of them have a foot fetish.

πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American bee?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
🚨︎ report

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