Assyrian Puns

A list of puns related to "Assyrian"

Did you hear about the Assyrians in 1400 BC?

They made a real MESSopatamia

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👤︎ u/Beaverpudding
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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TIL that when the ancient Assyrians captured an enemy, they cut his legs off at the ankles.

They made sure he was defeeted.

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👤︎ u/hitokirizac
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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