A list of puns related to "Englishman"
An Oxford Coma
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, βCan you all see me now?β
βYesβ βOuiβ βSiβ βJaβ
You canβt come in without a Thai.
Ahhh, those were the days.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:
'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says βrub the lamp!β They do, and a genie appears. βI only have three wishes to offer,β he says, βso Iβll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, βIβd like to be living in a penthouse in London with Β£1,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says βIβd love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with Β£2,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: βAnd what do you wish for?β The Irishman says to the genie, βItβs getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?β
"UK?"
One Briton
It was very bizarre.
Anything you say as you're going down the slide is what you will land in.
The Irishman goes first.
"A POT OF GOLD!" he yells as he slides down and he lands in a pot of gold.
The Welshman goes next.
"POT OF DIAMONDS!" he yells just as loud as the Irishman and he lands in a pot of diamonds.
The Englishman goes next, but he's been on the drink, so he stumbles his way up the slide, then, as he begins his journey down the slide, he yells, "WEEEEE!"
The barman says "What is this some kind of joke?"
No merci.
Sorry for the double post. Thought of a better wording.
...he found it a bit pointless.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'SΓ.' 'Ja.'
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
Yes
Oui (Yes in French)
ΧΧ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)
They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.
The Magician on stage notices the commotion, and asks the gentlemen:
"Can you all see me from there?"
So the gentlemen reply in order:
"Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."
(Note: I didn't find a joke similar to this on here, but if you did post this joke before, please let me know π)
I was two tents.
Because the camera adds ten pounds.
Aloe, guvnah!
...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond; "Yes." "Oui." "SΓ." "Ja."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded: "Yes" "Oui" "Sì" "Ja"
No, merci.
The bar man says " Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? "
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