Wife took a picture of Doctor Hoo
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︎ Jan 12 2021
The YouTube Owl-gorithm decides hoo to watch π¦
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"
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︎ Jun 30 2020
GET IT CAUSE OWLS SAY HOO AND WHO SOUNDS LIKE WHO αΆ¦ α΅βΏα΅Κ· αΆ¦α΅Λ’ α΅α΅α΅α΅ Κ·αΆ¦α΅Κ° α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ Λ’Κ°α΅Λ’Κ°
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Hoo hoo hoo honey
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︎ Aug 12 2018
HOO won this pun battle
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︎ Feb 21 2017
Your bullying neighbor next door decided that the part of your yard with his favorite tree in it is his yard now? Oh, boo hoo...
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︎ Nov 02 2017
Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet
Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Knock knock
Whoβs there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Thatβs right. Owls hoo.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Today, I became friends with a magical owl.
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︎ May 19 2021
The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong
I felt completely invalvidated
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︎ Mar 06 2021
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Maya. Maya who?
Maya hee, maya hoo, maya ha, maya a-ha!
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︎ May 01 2021
Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I love owls
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Making puns in these times is very hard.
It is a PUNDEMIC situation.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Someone told me you sell owls.
Hoo?
(From my daughter. Made me laugh)
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What did one sad cow say to the other sad cow?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Owl to cop: βIβd like to report an incident..β
Cop: Giggling βDo you know HOO dunnit?β
Owl: βSir, eight people were murderedβ
Cop: O_O
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I hope this joke doesn't fall flat
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Dad: What does the owl say?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Got my son with this one...
Me: "I know a guy that talks like an owl"
Son: "Who?" pause.... then....facepalm!
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︎ Jun 21 2018
DadHelp wanted: more variants for "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke to amuse kids
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
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French cow: le moo
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Backwards cow: oom
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Upside down cow: woo
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Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
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Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
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Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
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Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
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Cow in disguise: Baa
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Horse in disguise: Moo
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Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
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Inaudible cow:
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
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︎ May 17 2020
My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ?
Son : No, what happened ?
Dad : It is ok he woke up.
Edit: Thank you the upvotes guys.TIL that the only requirement for a dad joke is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response:"Daaaaaaaad". Hope you enjoyed.
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︎ Nov 14 2016
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, owl go hoo. Car go beep beep.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I watched a program on Herbert Hoover...
It was the best dam program I've ever seen! Even better than the one on beavers...
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Knot knot
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︎ Aug 03 2018
My wife threatened to leave me over my obsession with Blur
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What did the pirate say after spilling his chocolate drink in a container of Bacardi?
Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!
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︎ Dec 15 2019
I called my dad to tell him that I'd run over a bird with my car.
"Wow," he said, "You must have been flying."
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︎ Jun 04 2015
What's Yoda's last name?
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︎ Mar 21 2019
How does a blind man know when an owl gets a base hit?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Dad: knock knock
Son: who's there?
Dad: I'm you
Son: I'm youwho?
Dad: Hi, yoo-hoo. I'm dad.
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︎ Aug 18 2018
My wife said in a text message: My boobs hurt so bad today :'( (crying face)
My response: So are they boo-hoo-bies?
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︎ Aug 11 2016
Indian Puns
Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayegaπ
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︎ Oct 19 2016
What does an owl say when it greets someone new?
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︎ Mar 19 2018
What is Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What do you call a magical owl?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What do you call a magical owl?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Do you know what Yoda's last name is?
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︎ Nov 12 2018
What do you call a magic owl?
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︎ Nov 17 2018
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