What do you call a Polish Sea-Doo?

Jetski

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What do you give Scooby-Doo when he has a fever?

Ketchup, because that's what you put on a hot dog.

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When Scooby Doo gives you a hickey

Dad working on car: β€œgive me that thingamajig...the doohickey” Daughter: β€œSCOOBY DOO didn’t GIVE ME A HICKEY”

Ps, it was much funnier in my head and when I came up with it and told my girlfriend. I didn’t know how to put it in words so it sucks.

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What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?

Ruh-Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_now
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What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?

A Rubaruuu

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We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have imgur.com/scUiBA3
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Doo Doo Doo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheShinyLizard
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What is Kahn’s favorite part about Scooby-Doo?

The Gang is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehfahjah
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My girlfriend threw away my scooby doo boxers.

Damn those pesky skids!

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In Dubai, they don't show The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi doo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
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My dad likes to call people "Doo-doo" as a joke.

He really likes to yell it when looking for people and he does it so often that his co-workers started calling him "Doo-doo". So the other day a new hire witnessed this exchange,

Co-worker: Hey Doo-doo can you check for a part that came in? Dad: Yeah no prob.

Confused she asked him: Why do people call you Doo-doo?!

Without missing a beat my dad turned to her and said: CAUSE IM THE SHIT!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
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Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia

They make it very clear in every episode that they’re MedellΓ­n kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
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If a Rooster says Cock-a- doodle-doo!What does a hen say?

Cluck cluck any cock-will-do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogribb
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How do you get pikachu on a bus?

You poke him on.

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Maybe
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The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealerBrogan
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How does a Londoner get to Endor?

Ewoks.

(Stole punchline from a comment by u/AnonDooDoo )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fhak2
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Fred Flintstone was arrested for drug possession.

Don't worry, he's getting the help he needs. He's already checked into Rehabba-dabba-doo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmebean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What’d the confused alligator say when acting like a rooster?

Croc-a-doodle-doo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschtopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I made a song about COVID-19

It's super catchy.

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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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He'll be gone in a day or two.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Herminio_Meza
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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This sub is really going downhill...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimbojoneshello
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What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?

Roverdose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jelly_frijole
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Well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
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β€œDid someone say doobie?”——Snoop Dogg.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it!

It's spam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
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My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:

Clock’s a doodled doo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
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What’s Yoda’s last name?

Layheehoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon4life3404
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Shaggy at his best.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakdehi
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Dif you know people from dubai don't like the flintstones....

But people from Abu Dhabi doo..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsColdAsTheRest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?

massachusetts.

It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christianleft
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What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?

SCUBA-Doo!

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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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My doctor thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool sample

I told him it was the least I could doo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
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Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
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Every Girl...

My buddy Dan hated this picture.

I told him he had it wrong, because....

https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb

.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"

(spins guitar on belt buckle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zman4
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Ive been waiting all year to post this

This

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evansa1982
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1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri

My to doo list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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What song does Pepper Potts sing to her newborn?

Ba-by Stark doot doo doot doo doot doo....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alaska_Engineer
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Windshield was a mess!

I asked my wife what kind of bird she thought did this.. she said "a doo-doo bird"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/75trombones
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Fred and Wilma would be proud

Did you know the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo!

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