Why does Scooby doo roll Shaggyβs joints?
Shaggyβs joints donβt stay together, but Scoobyβs Doobies Doooo!
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What do you call a Polish Sea-Doo?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What do you give Scooby-Doo when he has a fever?
Ketchup, because that's what you put on a hot dog.
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When Scooby Doo gives you a hickey
Dad working on car: βgive me that thingamajig...the doohickeyβ
Daughter: βSCOOBY DOO didnβt GIVE ME A HICKEYβ
Ps, it was much funnier in my head and when I came up with it and told my girlfriend. I didnβt know how to put it in words so it sucks.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have
imgur.com/scUiBA3
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Doo Doo Doo
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︎ May 21 2019
What is Kahnβs favorite part about Scooby-Doo?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
My girlfriend threw away my scooby doo boxers.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
In Dubai, they don't show The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi doo
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︎ May 15 2019
My dad likes to call people "Doo-doo" as a joke.
He really likes to yell it when looking for people and he does it so often that his co-workers started calling him "Doo-doo". So the other day a new hire witnessed this exchange,
Co-worker: Hey Doo-doo can you check for a part that came in?
Dad: Yeah no prob.
Confused she asked him: Why do people call you Doo-doo?!
Without missing a beat my dad turned to her and said: CAUSE IM THE SHIT!!!
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︎ Jun 26 2017
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia
They make it very clear in every episode that theyβre MedellΓn kids.
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︎ Oct 24 2018
If a Rooster says Cock-a- doodle-doo!What does a hen say?
Cluck cluck any cock-will-do!
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︎ Aug 02 2013
How do you get pikachu on a bus?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Maybe
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︎ Nov 12 2020
The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you get when cross a rooster and a dog?
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︎ May 27 2021
How does a Londoner get to Endor?
Ewoks.
(Stole punchline from a comment by u/AnonDooDoo )
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︎ May 13 2021
What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Fred Flintstone was arrested for drug possession.
Don't worry, he's getting the help he needs. He's already checked into Rehabba-dabba-doo!
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Whatβd the confused alligator say when acting like a rooster?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I made a song about COVID-19
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︎ Sep 08 2020
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
He'll be gone in a day or two.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
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︎ Feb 03 2019
This sub is really going downhill...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Well
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︎ May 06 2018
βDid someone say doobie?βββSnoop Dogg.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it!
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︎ Jan 22 2020
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I canβt tell if heβs drawing snakes, mountains, teepeeβs, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Whatβs Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Shaggy at his best.
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︎ Feb 21 2018
In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?
massachusetts.
It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?
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︎ Sep 20 2016
Dif you know people from dubai don't like the flintstones....
But people from Abu Dhabi doo..
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︎ Oct 30 2019
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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︎ Oct 19 2017
What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
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︎ Jan 04 2019
My doctor thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool sample
I told him it was the least I could doo
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Every Girl...
My buddy Dan hated this picture.
I told him he had it wrong, because....
https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb
.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"
(spins guitar on belt buckle)
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Ive been waiting all year to post this
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︎ Dec 31 2014
1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri
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