A list of puns related to "Dung"
"Is this stool taken?"
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
Crappuccino
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
He was on duty.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy duty.
...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Turds With Friends
That shit's gonna be ballin'.
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
It was a Shitzu.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
What’s grey and can’t fly
It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".
I sit on the toilet, strike the bell, and it goes, "Dung!"
"I'm dung with this shit!"
Clean version I heard as a kid: "I'm dung with this job!"
Is this stool taken?
Is this stool taken?
"Is this stool taken?"
and says to the bartender, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
Is this stool taken?
Is this stool taken?
Is this stool taken?
.. and asks, “Is this stool taken?”
Is this stool taken?
Dung!
Dung.
Dung!
DUNG!
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