My son kept dropping scrabble tiles.

I got angry,

'Calm down Dad, it's just a game' he said

Well, I replied

'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an 'I' '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8monster0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.

It’ll now just be called the T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tietjen1209
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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This happened a while back, I was dropping my 7 year old school son to school. β€œSon, hurry up, we’re running late.”

Son: β€œno dad, we’re walking late.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkey-Magic007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What did the father buffalo say to his kid while dropping him off at school?

Bison..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmaff90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I just saw my wife tripping and dropping a bunch of clothes she just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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In Vegas, people can tithe by dropping casino chips in the offertory.

At the end of the weekend there is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out and make a deposit.

He’s the Chip Monk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I keep dropping my phone while reading all these dad jokes.

It’s getting out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I seriously have to stop dropping things.

It’s really been getting out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Just dropping a short note to all at r/dadjokes

... Staccato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I was dropping my kid off when I saw a wild Buffalo charging him

I yelled β€œBison!”

He looked back at me, waved, and said β€œbye dad!”

Poor kid never even saw the Buffalo before he got speared...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnoble2945
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I caught my delivery driver dropping a turd in my yard today.

When asked to leave a review I gave him a number 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Micktheprivz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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My friend told me if I want to get out of doing the dishes, try dropping some of them. I tried it, it didn't work.

But then during babysitting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Did you know you can tell if an ant is a boy or a girl by dropping it in water?

If it sinks it's a girl ant

If it floats it's boy ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.

I have Butterfingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhjeff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My jokes about dropping pancakes never get a laugh.

They keep falling flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Siri dropping bombs
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What did Mike Bloomberg do after the speech on dropping out of the presidential race?

Mic drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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You can actually tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water.

If they float, they're boy ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Did you guys hear about AT&T and Verizon dropping out of an upcoming conference due to corona virus concerns?

It’s probably a good thing considering they’re both well-known carriers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dizmodo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Rare diseases carried by bat droppings

Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiaor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Dropping 864 Quarts of Yogurt at Work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gcarsk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What did I get by dropping a piano down a mineshaft?

A Flat Miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watmel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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My wife got angry at me for dropping tea on the floor

I told her to teak it easy

PS: first post here, don't hate but propagate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmen97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Mama Buffalo is dropping Baby buffalo off at school.

She says Bye son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indielib
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Dad Dropping Bombs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rooster69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?

Let me Atom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyeH96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I had a jaw-dropping experience.

Sadly, it was radium poisoning.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Reading to my 5 year old the other day when this picture came up, and my wife said β€œhe must be dropping a log.” I think I’ve trained her well.

https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USMC0317
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Me - Dad, I'm dropping Geometry and doing Economics instead.

Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Coughing in a pattern is basically dropping a sick beat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattatbatt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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My son to his friends playing Fortnite "Yo where we dropping?"

Me: Outta school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StraightMongol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Dropping my sister off at college

My Dad, my step-mom, and I visited my step-sister in Montana(we live in Washington) where she goes to school. We had a fun weekend with her all throughout Missoula. My step-mom and step-sister have a a really close bond so when it was time to say goodbye it was tough for them and they both started crying. My dad said something close to "Look now your mother is crying," to which my sister says "Why are you worrying about her I have to walk through people like this." To which my dad hits her with the most dad joke of a dad joke I've ever heard him say. "Why don't you just walk around them instead?"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Dad joked my gf after dropping her favourite glass and breaking it.

Me: Sorry babe, there was nothing I could do about it.... It was out of my hands

Gf: doubly annoyed groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmacker14
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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My professor is constantly dropping these gems

http://imgur.com/ya8OHWE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JulesOnFire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.

Now it's a washp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someredditorguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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An educated Rhinoceros was considering dropping out of university, which he thought was juvenile and cheesy.

He said "I can't be bothered with all this uni-corn".

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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Dropping my daughter off at Kindergarten

She tells me to look at the squirrel darting across the street.

Me: Look honey, she goes to this elementree too. It's an all-squirrels school.

Kid: silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgbesq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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Every time we're eating at a restaurant and we hear the sound of somebody dropping a plate my dad says very loudly....

"Job opening!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubber_necker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Made a good one while dropping the kids off at daycare this morning

My wife and I are driving down the pothole-filled road to our daycare, which is in a church.

As we pull up, I say, "It's fitting that daycare is in a church, because this is a really holy road."

The resulting groan was proof that I have made it as a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsamamaluigi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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I seriously have to stop dropping things.

It’s really getting out of hand.

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it on water. If it sinks it's a girl ant,

If it floats it's boy ant

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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My friend has a habit of dropping things.

It's getting out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in a glass of water?

If it sinks: girl

If it floats: boyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThirdD3gree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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Do you know how you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in a glass of water?

If it sinks: girl ant. If it floats: boyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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