What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaaaaaaaaar.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
I dipped my favorite book in glue.
People tell me they couldn't put it down.
Dipped foot in water
Couldn't jump
Had cold feet :) :)
Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?
Archaeologists on a dig in Egypt have uncovered a mummy dipped in chocolate and hazelnuts.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
I gave my son a lid for his dip bowl that he was bringing to a party.
I wanted to make sure he didn’t have unprotected snacks.
Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?
My wife told me to pick up cheese dip for the New Years Eve party.
What is a baby deer’s favorite cheese dip to make with his mother?
I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.
I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.
I dropped my gun in the avocado dip. . .
Now is glockamole.
I don't care, I'll eat it anyway tomorrow on my toast for breakfast at ate a glock in the morning.
There's this another kind of dip that I am interested in
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig.
Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter
It's pretty nuts if you ask me!
"Do you know what?"
My kids have gotten to saying this a bunch, so now I reply like a dad...
"Oh ya! We went to the same New Year's party once."
"Sure! He makes the best crab dip."
"Big beard? Lousy tipper?"
"The tattoo guy?"
"Biblically."
"Gave him a 5-star Uber review."
"He was the best man at my wedding."
"I think I owe him $20."
"The bouncer at the club!? How do YOU know him?"
"Doesn't he work at the bakery next to PetSmart?"
"I heard he once punched a cop and broke his nose!"
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 2 : takes litmus paper and dips it into the glass
Chemist 1 : You don’t trust me?
Chemist 2 : It was just a lye detector test.
What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?
How does Wesley serve you a steak dip sandwich?
Kinda pissed, think I'm gonna dip.
My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..
I have this guy at my work and in his spare time he dips his balls in glitter.
One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
What do you call it when you dip two celery sticks in ranch at the same time?
What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?
An Oldie butt, bares repeating.
I went into a Gamestop, but they weren't selling anything but chewing tobacco
Doube dip content and title
I bought my friend a French dip sandwich.
He said, "Au jus shouldn't have!"
I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
Some guy dipped his balls in glitter
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,
They caught some guy at the crafting store dipping his testicles in glitter...
Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter
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