You know, Salsa Distancing.
I need a Plan B.
So I replied, "K, so?"
Fawn-doe
I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.
Now is glockamole.
I don't care, I'll eat it anyway tomorrow on my toast for breakfast at ate a glock in the morning.
Au jus wish.
They’re pretty nuts
Double dipping
He said, "Au jus shouldn't have!"
His name is Mr. Chu
Guacamowgli
He just looked at me and said, “Queso?”
We had those Tostitos Scoops chips and I found a chip that was flat, so it apparently hadn't gone through the machine that makes it into the bowl shape. Showed my dad and he said "I guess we'll have to talk to the Scoopervisor."
Especially if it’s a family owned business
Squacamole
chip dip soup.
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
I'll call it 'Just The Dip'
(I'm pretty sure this hasn't been made)
He was a hommussexual
Mom: >Lows are supposed to be freezing to below freezing Wednesday through Sunday.
Dad: >What about Home Depot?
She was trying to get all the pears on half the serving dish but one slice kept falling off, so I said "I guess that slice doesnt conform to your desired a-pear-ances". Groaning ensued.
I was talking to my wife and she was telling me how her and my daughter were enjoying bean dip earlier in the day.
Wife: We were just sitting down, watching Peewee Herman, eating bean dip and having quiet time.
Me: You were watching Peewee Herman eat bean dip today?
It took her a while before she looked down and sighed, realizing what a mistake she made in marrying me.
