Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?
Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter
It's pretty nuts if you ask me!
My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..
What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?
An Oldie butt, bares repeating.
Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter
What do birds like dipping their tortilla chips in?
What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaaaaaaaaar.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
I gave my son a lid for his dip bowl that he was bringing to a party.
I wanted to make sure he didn’t have unprotected snacks.
My wife told me to pick up cheese dip for the New Years Eve party.
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
What is a baby deer’s favorite cheese dip to make with his mother?
I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.
I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.
I dropped my gun in the avocado dip. . .
Now is glockamole.
I don't care, I'll eat it anyway tomorrow on my toast for breakfast at ate a glock in the morning.
There's this another kind of dip that I am interested in
Why is carrot more faithful than hummus?
The carrot sticks but the hummus dips.
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig.
Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
How does Wesley serve you a steak dip sandwich?
Kinda pissed, think I'm gonna dip.
"Do you know what?"
My kids have gotten to saying this a bunch, so now I reply like a dad...
"Oh ya! We went to the same New Year's party once."
"Sure! He makes the best crab dip."
"Big beard? Lousy tipper?"
"The tattoo guy?"
"Biblically."
"Gave him a 5-star Uber review."
"He was the best man at my wedding."
"I think I owe him $20."
"The bouncer at the club!? How do YOU know him?"
"Doesn't he work at the bakery next to PetSmart?"
"I heard he once punched a cop and broke his nose!"
I dipped my favorite book in glue.
People tell me they couldn't put it down.
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 2 : takes litmus paper and dips it into the glass
Chemist 1 : You don’t trust me?
Chemist 2 : It was just a lye detector test.
What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?
I have this guy at my work and in his spare time he dips his balls in glitter.
What do you call it when you dip two celery sticks in ranch at the same time?
Dipped foot in water
Couldn't jump
Had cold feet :) :)
People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,
They caught some guy at the crafting store dipping his testicles in glitter...
Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter
Have you heard about the guy dipping his testicles in glitter?
Police are on the lookout for a man who is dipping his testicles into glitter at a craft store
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
Some guy dipped his balls in glitter
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter?
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