38 Hilarious Dung Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Dung beetle walks into a bar....

"Is this stool taken?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?

"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"

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👤︎ u/coffa_cuppee

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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Dung Beetles know how to keep their shit together

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👤︎ u/LeiuqezE54

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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What do you call coffee made from elephant dung

Crappuccino

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👤︎ u/ShinyIsaac250

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?

Because the clerk sold him shampoo.

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👤︎ u/ikemikek

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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Why was the dung beetle late for the party?

He was on duty.

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👤︎ u/Tr4vel

📅︎ Feb 07 2019

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After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.

In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy duty.

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👤︎ u/KubosKube

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...

...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.

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👤︎ u/Shi-Rokku

📅︎ Dec 20 2018

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What’s a dung beetle’s favorite app?

Turds With Friends

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000

📅︎ Mar 27 2018

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Did you hear about the new Dung Beetle Simulator?

That shit's gonna be ballin'.

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👤︎ u/Iinneus

📅︎ Jul 02 2013

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To avoid bear attacks, carry little bells and pepper spray.

It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.

It was a Shitzu.

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👤︎ u/zzuhruf

📅︎ Jun 27 2020

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Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

a car park

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👤︎ u/djgw88

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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👤︎ u/Docfess

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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I have a bell in the bathroom that predicts what I'm going to do in there next

I sit on the toilet, strike the bell, and it goes, "Dung!"

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady

📅︎ Apr 29 2018

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What did the poop shoveler say when he quit his job?

"I'm dung with this shit!"

Clean version I heard as a kid: "I'm dung with this job!"

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👤︎ u/thedragonguru

📅︎ Aug 07 2018

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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says

Is this stool taken?

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👤︎ u/thisDiff

📅︎ Feb 15 2021

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A dung beetle walks into a bar...

Is this stool taken?

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👤︎ u/yelkyelk

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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A dung beetle walks into the bar

"Is this stool taken?"

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👤︎ u/TheViralClovers

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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A dung beetle walks into a bar...

and says to the bartender, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

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👤︎ u/grandma1967

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks

Is this stool taken?

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👤︎ u/1Autotech

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender

Is this stool taken?

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👤︎ u/cincinnatistuff

📅︎ May 28 2019

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A dung beetle walks into a bar and he says to the bartender...

Is this stool taken?

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👤︎ u/Ellsworthless

📅︎ Jul 04 2018

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A dung beetle walks into a bar ..

.. and asks, “Is this stool taken?”

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👤︎ u/keep_calm_wack_on

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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A dung beetle walked into a bar and said

Is this stool taken?

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👤︎ u/coot32

📅︎ Oct 13 2018

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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👤︎ u/rtgurley

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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What's brown, smelly, and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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👤︎ u/renegadehamster

📅︎ Jan 22 2020

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

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👤︎ u/SausageOnToast

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

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👤︎ u/googonite

📅︎ Mar 23 2019

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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👤︎ u/willstonebridge

📅︎ Mar 30 2019

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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👤︎ u/RzRshRp98

📅︎ Feb 24 2019

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What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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👤︎ u/JuicedJohan

📅︎ Jan 30 2019

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What's brown, smells bad, and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

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👤︎ u/MarkHirsbrunner

📅︎ Dec 03 2018

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!!

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👤︎ u/Arroword-Warrior

📅︎ Aug 30 2018

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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👤︎ u/geekwalrus

📅︎ Jun 11 2013

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