somebody needs to post for me by the looks of it
Ever know why I promised not to swear on the internet? Well for one thing, in case all my Scratch followers get access to every post I ever made on the internet for whatever reason, I want all of it to be safe for them to look at. Which I'm pretty sure I kinda screwed up already. I mean, going through YouTube's list of comments sucks, especially now that Google moved it all to My Account page where the margins, padding and loading time are atrociously high. And if I posted cringe I'll have to berate myself in advance so nobody thinks it's cool.
Yeah, you may think I'm talking dirty already but I seriously saw a real kid's book where someone really just left their waste matter somewhere in the open at a school so it doesn't even matter (and besides, you know everything from biology class. I don't really like that for a number of obvious reasons). Makes me wonder what other sort of crude humour they'd expect to determine is appropriate for boisterous young boys who are definitely gonna grow up, and I expect, probably not even move on if they get used to that crude humour. You know how they want to stop violence against women before the boys and girls grow up? Well I suggest probably that they do this too. Seriously, I have no idea.
And what should I pooppost about? Why, this of course. Something to make you ROFL in these tough times like an idiot because I did too. I am rather the sort to laugh at myself when I'm either the subject or the object in a comedic situation; slapstick, freakout, performance or otherwise. I do have ADHD.
Couple points:
- Somebody swore in the comments.
- Not all pages are swear-free like this one.
- You will eventually find the rip-off game it's based on, which you can tell I really like. So, some fair warnings.
- Game contents loud noises, fast brightening lights, violence, swearing, offensive language, weird speech, weird English, crooked Photoshop, high-poly super mega HD graphics, and spooky moments.
- It also has a lot of memes, a super secret character with a walking-spoiler nametag who became a meme and has an ascended version of itself, and, well, mature references. Yeah, the classification guys say it on public telly, so I can too, right? It has sexual references.
- So in advance, if you see a pink room in a library near a couple of desks, don't go in. Also, if you find
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BBC News - Street cannabis 'contains dangerous amount of faecal matter' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47811251
You can control shit to your will, human and animal alike.
You can lift a total of 250 kilograms, and apply the same force in any direction (obviously, the less shit you move the more you can accelerate it). You can move several clusters separately and perform movements as complex and precise as your own concentration abilities allow.
You have an effective range of 20 metres.
My family had a dog when I was young but I only remember that very loosely. I recently moved in with my gf and she has a cat but I'm a fucking germaphobe. I love the cat but I'm wondering... Do cats or pets in general spread there faecal matter all around the flat by sitting somewhere? How clean are they when they just had a shit? I'd like to get a dog but I'd like to know what I sign up for first.
Having a discussion with some colleagues due to recent misadventures at work (not personal thankfully). We have probably all come across dirty protests and level 2 officers can extract them in disposable suits and relevant PPE.
My question is in relation to policy or legislation on dealing with faeces. It's obviously a health and safety issue and probably covered by that. We've had some fellas get a load of it thrown at them and criticised for not doing enough in terms of use of force to prevent it. I've also had a colleague on a constant watch have a detained person take a dip in their hands and the colleague slammed the door shut to be met with criticism from a custody sergeant in case the person tried to kill themselves.
I'd imagine it's the jobs fault for not providing the proper cells to monitor people with the door closed as such cells do exist but we don't have them.
I'm just after whatever legislation or Met/general police policy covers this so that any doubt about where we stand on this can be covered. Even general biohazard information, at what point does legislation say the detained person hurling faeces or spitting blood laced contaminated saliva at us stop taking priority. We can obviously sit on them as a 4 man constant but it isn't ideal.
Sorry for the vague question I just figured some of you would be able to point me to some legislation that I could share with my colleagues so they don't have to get an ear bashing for closing a door on someone who wants to smear them in various biohazardous waste.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 65%. (I'm a bot)
> Most cannabis sold on the streets of Madrid is contaminated with dangerous levels of faecal matter, a study says.
> José Manuel Moreno Pérez, a pharmacologist from the Universidad Complutense in Madrid, collected samples of cannabis directly from street dealers, both in the city and the surrounding suburbs, to determine whether the drugs sold were suitable for human consumption.
> His research team then separated the contaminated samples by shape, with some of them resembling "Acorns" and others "Ingots", to see if one shape had more contaminates than the other.
> Some 10% of the cannabis samples were also contaminated with Aspergillus, a dangerous fungus that can cause serious health problems.
> The acorns, he said, were more likely to be contaminated because of how they were brought into the country - the cannabis is wrapped up in small plastic pellets and swallowed before the drug smugglers then "Take a laxative and expel" them in a toilet.
> The study says this is particularly dangerous for cancer patients, who sometimes smoke cannabis to help with the symptoms of chemotherapy.
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