In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
I will refrain from posting puns written using only fecal matter...
...since the rules say not to post in all craps.
With all these stories about fecal infested water for the Olympics...
I can already tell it's going to be a real shitshow.
What did a constipated moses demand while on the toilet?
"Let my fecal go!"
Someone Placed Scatological Humor Above Puns on a Humor Hierarchy Today
I would've complained, but it seemed like more of a fecal matter.
I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day.
I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day. My next shit could spell disaster.
