A list of puns related to "Urinary"
“No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”
“Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”.
A drizzly bear.
A meteorologist.
Girlfriend told me to stop.
Damn autocorrect
As we were learning about the urinary system in science, our teacher informed us that he had four kidneys as a kid. We freaked out, asking him does he still have them, and he said no. We asked him where the 2 extra kidneys where, and he just pointed towards his legs and said,"my kid knees."
A little back story. My father just recovered from prostate cancer and is doing much better after they removed it BUT he still has some urinary issues. Well he walks into my room... "Hey buddy, guess what" says Dad "What?" I reply with a heavy sigh "I don't know, it depends." As dad pulls some brand new depends diapers from behind his back.
A Meaty Urologist
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