TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
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Which kidney to take?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.
It really rocked my world.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and youβre a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Everyone has kidneys...
That is unless youβre an adult. Then you have adult knees.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Which donor kidney do doctors always take out?
The right one, so you at least have one left.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A few years ago, on my 18th birthday, I lost both of my kidneys...
but itβs all good, because now I have adult knees!
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︎ Aug 10 2020
England doesn't have a kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Did you know you start out with four kidneys, but lose two of them growing up?
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I dont need kidneys
I already have grown up knees.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Kidneys....kid neys....
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Kidney stones?
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︎ May 19 2020
My wife said she wanted to be a kidney donor...
I said, βWhen we have a child, I think they should keep their knees...β
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery
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︎ Apr 07 2019
England doesn't have a kidney bank
But they do have a Liverpool.
Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
The UK doesnt have a kidney bank...
but it does have a Liverpool
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︎ Apr 11 2020
You haven't got kidney stones, have you? Because that would mean urine trouble!
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︎ Sep 17 2018
Hey guys, who is kidney...
And what test is he failing?
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︎ Mar 17 2020
When you are born you have 4 kidneys
However when you become older you have 2 kidneys and 2 adult nees
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︎ Jan 05 2020
How many kidneys ya got?
Told this one to my daughter a while back.
She said 2. I said "Nope, you have 4"
Then proceeded to poke her in each side "one kidney, two kidney" and pointed at her knees. "3 kid knee, four kid knee"
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
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︎ Jan 16 2020
What do you call your kidneys once you turn 18?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
My doctor told me that I needed I kidney
But I had to ask her if I could get an adult-knee instead
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︎ Oct 02 2019
What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.
Donating 5 makes you a suspect
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︎ May 09 2019
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
No matter how old you get your kidneys never become adultneys
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Acute kidney failure
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Medical students dread the test on kidney stones.
It's the hardest one to pass.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I no longer have kidneys.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
My doctor told me I had kidney stones, but that I shouldn't worry, because...
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︎ May 05 2019
If your kid asks you "dad, how many kidneys do i have?" And you don't say 4, are you really a dad?
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︎ May 28 2019
Did you hear about the dude who died from kidney stones?
Too many drinks on the rocks
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Wife: Honey, my kidneys hurt
Husband: Thats impossible because you don't have kidneys
Wife: What do I have then?
Husband: Adultneys
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︎ Mar 22 2019
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
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︎ Sep 24 2020
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Did you know humans are born with 4 kidneys?
By 18, two of them become knees.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
England doesn't have a kidney bank...
But it does have a Liverpool.
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︎ Aug 26 2018
You are born with four kidneys
But when you turn 18 two of them become adult knees.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed
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︎ Apr 13 2019
England doesn't have a kidney bank but it has a Liverpool
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︎ Jul 27 2017
How many kidneys do kids have?
4! They have 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees
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︎ May 28 2019
How do you ask a kidney doctor if they are there?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
England doesn't have a Kidney Bank
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︎ Mar 23 2019
When kidneys become old they become...
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︎ Nov 15 2018
I used to have two kidneys, but then I grew up.
Now I have two adult knees.
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