Why does Scooby doo roll Shaggy’s joints?
Shaggy’s joints don’t stay together, but Scooby’s Doobies Doooo!
Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?
Shaggy's joints don't always turn out good, but Scooby's foodies do.
What do you give Scooby-Doo when he has a fever?
Ketchup, because that's what you put on a hot dog.
When Scooby Doo gives you a hickey
Dad working on car: “give me that thingamajig...the doohickey”
Daughter: “SCOOBY DOO didn’t GIVE ME A HICKEY”
Ps, it was much funnier in my head and when I came up with it and told my girlfriend. I didn’t know how to put it in words so it sucks.
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?
What did the bad guy use to find Scooby and the gang?
What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?
What is Kahn’s favorite part about Scooby-Doo?
My girlfriend threw away my scooby doo boxers.
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia
They make it very clear in every episode that they’re Medellín kids.
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
What do you call a detective dog's party held in the United Arab Emirates?
My wife said, "You act like a detective too much, I want to split up."
"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
The last 4 letters of “queue” aren’t silent
They’re waiting for their turn
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
What do you call a dog underwater ?
“Did someone say doobie?”——Snoop Dogg.
What is something that the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi do not have in common?
The people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Doo.
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
What do you call a scary corn?
If I ever don't know what to do,
I think to myself, what would scooby doo?
What's a dog's favorite thing to do at the beach?
I was telling my dad that I'm good at handling tough situations, he responded with this:
"Just remember: whenever you're in a tight spot and don't know what to do, ask yourself: What Would Scooby Doo?" I groaned loudly in response and he giggled to himself for a good 3 minutes.
What hairstyle does Shaggy have?
Dif you know people from dubai don't like the flintstones....
But people from Abu Dhabi doo..
My wife said that I act like a detective too much and that she wants to split up.
I told her good idea, we can cover more ground that way.
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
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