Ozzy Puns

Locomotion

It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman

I dun made dat un up mah-self

Barq’s on the moon.

He takes his “shot in the dark”

That old lady was off her rocker!

Fozzie Osbourne.

Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?

He called it "Barq's at the Moon"

Would crazy train be renamed to Locomotive?

THE PRINTS OF DARKNESS.

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

Locomotive

I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."

I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.